Not gonna lie, I think it would be very fun to get a variety of paintbrushes and masturbate with them! And for science, I would need to know if a

Not gonna lie, I think it would be very fun to get a variety of paintbrushes and masturbate with them! And for science, I would need to know if a No.4 camel-hair paintbrush would also make me emit a series of subsonic squeaks!

I've been working on checking off books that have been on my to-be-read list for years. Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller is being a seriously challenging read - not

I've been working on checking off books that have been on my to-be-read list for years. Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller is being a seriously challenging read - not as bad as Fanny Hill but still pretty hard! This paragraph had me laughing out loud and I literally had